The Date:            Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

The Place:           Charlie’s Aunt, Chatham NJ

The Occasion:    We want to celebrate High Frequency Trading! Enough Negativity!

Please join us for a real real short evening of fun and mayhem. We are going to party like it’s May 6th, so be there!

Details:

Cover Charge : $19.999 – $99.999

Highlights:

– The drinks will be a-flowing from the “Get-Go”. Be sure to try the specials: Turtle Tequila Tickles, Sigma Slammers, Kahluah Dark Poo’s, and Edge-y Martinis!

– You can cut at the bar a certain number of times, depending on how high a cover charge you pay.

– When you pay for a drink, the bar checks your checking account balance (you allow them to; it is in the fine print below on this invite).

– Hostess/Server Irena Cisco is in charge of Flash Drink Orders. She will also be providing the liquidity, so tip her well.

– There will be a latency race to the bar every 6 minutes, where the winner gets their last drink  rebated.

– Any misbehavior will not be tolerated under any circumstance! If you misbehave you can count on being dealt with by Irena’s brother, the local Police Chief – Ira Baldridge.

Be there or be fair!

Disclaimer: By attending our party you agree to give us access to your account balances, tax returns, mother’s maiden name, place of birth, name of your first dog, name of your favorite book, your plans, hopes, dreams, phone numbers, and what you had for dinner last night. Creativity courtesy Tim C. and Janet E.