Perfect Games. Congratulations!

We would like to congratulate those involves in the perfect games this week!. For Oakland, Dallas Braden’s performance gave fans a much needed treat in this other city by the bay. His modesty showing, he remarked “You know, we were able to eek one out.”

We also wish to congratulate all of the High Frequency Utilizing Bulge Brackets for their perfect games this week! Statistically speaking the performances were remarkable, and I mean very remarkable.

Said one Management Committee member: “You know, we just take each day one day at a time. We thank the good lord to be able to just come out here and give it our all for the fans every day.”

Said another board member at one of the other financial firms, who also delivered a Q1 Perfect Game, ” I am just happy to be out here playing every day. What I mean to say is that we just come out each day and give it 110 percent. This is because we get it at 0%. We just want to put on a good show for our fans…”

Bravo and Thanks from Regular Folk Everywhere!