Tick it off the List

I am relaxed now. I am relaxed because I know that everything has been fixed and corrected in our great nation. Our new energy policy is formulated.  Tick it off the list. Our foreign policy  long-range plan is finalized, as are the intermediate-term strategies and short-term tactics to implement it. Tick. I also feel better that the housing situation in this country is now corrected. Tick.  The immigration issue is dealt with. Tick. Healthcare inflation is corrected! Tick. The middle class is alive and well, finally! Tick these all off the list.

Tick them off the list, because they must be solved. Why on earth would our government representatives be focusing on retention bonuses  in TARP firms?  Why am I witnessing a vote on cable news about such a minute, populist, issue rather, than a vote on bill(s) that must have been drafted to fix and solve the above-mentioned critical  issues? Steroid Hearings Part Deux is next. Stay tuned after this commercial message from our sponsor, the Kremlin.